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→eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
prometheus 🤝️ hotel california:
- eagles
- stuck there
(Via effemimaniac Source: recuperationdisliker) 47,223 notes | 7 hours ago
This is a slam poem.
i’m born and raised in california, and this dude’s voice speaks directly to my soul, the opposite of homesick, the mellow sound of a chill vibe
(Via themidnightrectory Source: only-tiktoks) 80,131 notes | 7 hours ago
this is what being twenty five is like btw
(Via gamesoft Source: podcastwizard) 33,031 notes | 7 hours ago
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
(Via goblinbongwater Source: jarfieid) 20,276 notes | 7 hours ago
“I have dreams I have not yet achieved. I have a life that I have not yet fully lived.” 10.15.2023
(Via wizardpotions Source: ancientsuns) 16,716 notes | 7 hours ago
social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it’s been clicked. here’s some concept art
(Via effemimaniac Source: orteil42) 8,338 notes | 7 hours ago
wrong format, but I think I might make more
(Via cheddar-baby Source: spilledkaleidoscope) 3,775 notes | 1 day ago
made an ask game… please
(Via effemimaniac Source: sapphicinsatin2) 3,760 notes | 1 day ago
(Via oct2pus Source: glaneurs) 10,204 notes | 1 day ago
You cant get this on any other website
Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who’d like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:
Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren’t prone to being easily grossed out.
(Via kittygirltummy Source: bernard-jackson) 16,770 notes | 1 day ago Tagged: #i love mr sausage
Ah yes, the Backwards Long Yippee, my favorite strat
(Via sirartwork Source: soggy-wet-catgirl) 22,809 notes | 1 day ago
for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke
Make this the new meme!
War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami
(Via sirartwork Source: 734fungus-blog) 280,902 notes | 1 day ago